Thursday, March 08, 2007

Pajama Party in Worcester!!

Come out to play, and wear your skanky best!!

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Welcome to Castle Von Steamy, Wormtown!

The people are more nude! There is more leather! We spank the crap out of everyone! New Story! Oh yeah, and a NEW FRICKEN SONG to be unveiled!

That's right, Bold and all Caps. We're not fooling around. This ain't no disco.

Next Thursday, it puts the lotion in the basket and the ball gag in its mouth!


The Human Floor Tons of chicks stand on him. Don't worry, he likes it. Or maybe you should worry.

Miss Adventure will juggle away with your heart. Probably the hottest juggler ever!

The Boston Babydolls will dance and disrobe for your leering pleasure!

Bethany Ven Delft falls into the "How can she be so funny and so hot?" conundrum.

Tony Moschetto will make you submissive with laughter

Andy O'Fiesh the naked comedian. Yes, naked. For Reals. And this is the only guy that's ever made Big V and Crazy Dave cry laughing.

And did we mention the band?

Holy Shit, we've managed to book FLUTTR EFFECT!

Anything can happen! You may even fall in love!

Tell everyone! Put our flyer on your myspace page if you dare. It will bring you good luck!

More Exclamations!


niki and lainey

Monday, October 30, 2006

This Thursday! Jerkus Circus: The fetish show. The Lizard Lounge

We will spank the shit out of you if you're not careful!

Welcome to Castle Von Steamy!

The Human floor gets squished by his Mistress!

Miss Demeanor shows you why she is a "Maneater."

Miss Adventure will juggle her way into your heart!

Bethany Van Delft is almost too hot to be so funny!

Any O' Fiesh will tell you his hilarious secrets while partially nude!

Little Red Coquette and La Belle Margaux will tantalize you!

The Boston Babydolls will teasingly undress for you!

LiveSexAct will play your favorite songs you may or may not have heard before!

Plus Other exclamations!

9:30 PM

Wear some fetish gear for a reduced ticket price!


niki and lainey

Thursday, October 12, 2006

We're not Salmon and we don't like to swim upriver.

So, in the spirit of hitching one's egg sack to someone else's fishy behind, we're paying tribute to the Rocky Horror Picture Show being put on by Foothills Theater in Worcester all month.....

Sweet Transvestites and slutty heroines, start darning your fishnets for The Rocky Steamy Horror Show!

Next Thursday at Ralph's; pageantry, themed burlesque, comedians we may or may not have had illicit sex behind a screen with, jugglers we want to make out with, and other phrases ending with a preposition

We will be dressed up. Other people you will probably want to hook up with will be also. The Ralph's staff will be in their underpants. You should be too! We will overlook the "no shoes, no shirt, no service" policy so that you can wear your boxer briefs and have a pabst.

Get drunk in your underwear! And also, go check out the foothills production!


niki and lainey

Monday, May 15, 2006

The Steamies fill out a Girlfriend application!

You've all seen them!

"Hey, fill out my internet girlfriend application! Pay attention to me!"

Well, we did!

Name: The Steamy Bohemians
Age: Early Late Twenties

Location: Your coolest dreams
Height: 5'- 5'4"
Hair (color and style): Vintage Blonde and Vintage Skunk Stripe
Eyes: Brown/Brown
Piercings/tattoos: 1 belly piercing, one fish tattoo
Measurements: 55-22-36

Where would we go on dates? probably in our van
Who are three (or more) of your favorite bands/artists? Us, Spinal Tap, The Monkees
Do you drink/smoke?? not cigarettes.....
Do you like the rain? just not in our hair
If so...would you play in it with me? yes, if you let us wear shower caps
Do you like movies? yes
If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? sure
Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together?sure, but we'd probably steal your wallet
Would you kiss my forhead, no, but your forehead is ok
Favorite body part on a guy? whatever doesn't smell
What would you say is the best thing about yourself? our pronounciation
Would you give me kisses just because? is giving us $20 "just because,"? if so, yes

What Would You do if...
I said I liked you: say thank you
I kissed you: ran away
I was hospitalized: feel sorry for you
I ran away from home: aren't you a little old for that?
We got in a fight: drop kicks
I got dumped: "poor baby"
I pissed you off: I'm gonna git you sucka@!
Grabbed your butt: No me gusta!
Came up from behind and put my arms around you: Judo Chop

we'd make bad girlfriends.... but we're trying!


Niki and Lainey

do we win?

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

26 to Watch in 2006

Finally, We're FAMOUS!!!!

Worcester's Sweethearts

The Steamy Bohemians - Nicole Luparelli & Lainey Schulbaum
Age 26 (both) :: Singers, Musicians, Comedians :: Worcester

What do you get when you mix music, comedy, and sex appeal? You get the Steamy Bohemians. After spending the last 2 years playing comedy festivals and clubs like the Golden Nugget in Las Vegas, The Comedy Connection in Providence, and Jimmy Tingle’s Off Broadway, and racking up awards from the Lizard Lounge Comedy Contest and Laugh Across America, The Steamy Bohemians finally have their own show, “Circus Jerkus.” Lainey and Nicole met in college when both were studying voice and performing solo as stand-up comedians. They collaborated on a jingle for a massage parlor and immediately realized that two Bohemians are funnier than one. Just listen to songs “The Less You Talk, the More I like You,” “Is that Okay? (The Stalker Song),” and “My Love for You (The Mayonnaise Song) and you’ll agree. With original humor that ranges from the raucous to the marvelously silly, and playing an assortment of instruments including piano, guitar, voice, tambourine, banana shaker, finger cymbals and washboard, The Steamy Bohemians are single-handedly bringing back a nearly-lost form of entertainment, the variety show ~ and they’re bending, perverting, expanding, and Bohemianizing it with no apologies. When you come experience the SB’s for yourself (catch them every third Thursday at Ralph’s Chadwick Square Diner), remember that “Yes, you can buy us a drink… but no, we won’t split it.”


Niki and lainey

Monday, January 09, 2006

Jerkus Circus Post-Holiday Letdown Show!

The generic winter holiday season has passed and you haven't drunk yourself to death in a gutter.

Good job, champ!

Ugh, but now it's shitty January and you're still bummed out.

Well, chin up, soldier! We have just the medicine you need!

(No, not heroin!)

It's the Jerkus Circus Post-Holiday Letdown Show!

See Human Oddities from Around the World!
Starring :

Tony Moschetto: If you like to laugh uncontollably while simultaneously being slightly creeped out, well, you'll like him too.Swedish Bum

E.J. Murphy: South Boston's sweet Comedic Revenge
E.J. Murphy

Some Foreigners!

Alex Fulski- Funniest Non-talking comedian EVER!

Joe Wong- He's running for president, and your heart!

Sexy Ladies doin' stuff!
La Gata Negra
: These gorgeous masked ladies of wrestling will make you forget all your troubles while they kick your sorry ass!

Nikki (No, not our Niki) will bellydance your cares away. Bring your dollars, because it's hip to tip!

Plus all new jokes, put-downs, and sketches from the Steamies!

Bring everyone over 21 you've ever met!

The holidays may have let you down, but we won't!