Dear Mick Jagger,

Our cool uncle recently played "She's so cold" for us when we were waiting for our pharmacist to arrive. Mick, what the hell? Seriously. "Put your hand on the heat"???

What does that even mean? If it means what we think it does, we are shocked and chagrined. Come on, you're old enough to be everybody's grandpa. We're not putting our hands on your friggen heat! Not even one of us! Not even if we had stiff muscles and needed you to give us a heating pad to relax them.




In conclusion, keep those pot handles turned in and keep turning in to pot, kids!



xoxoxo

niki and lainey