Monday, May 15, 2006

The Steamies fill out a Girlfriend application!

You've all seen them!

"Hey, fill out my internet girlfriend application! Pay attention to me!"

Well, we did!

Name: The Steamy Bohemians
Age: Early Late Twenties

Location: Your coolest dreams
Height: 5'- 5'4"
Hair (color and style): Vintage Blonde and Vintage Skunk Stripe
Eyes: Brown/Brown
Piercings/tattoos: 1 belly piercing, one fish tattoo
Measurements: 55-22-36

Where would we go on dates? probably in our van
Who are three (or more) of your favorite bands/artists? Us, Spinal Tap, The Monkees
Do you drink/smoke?? not cigarettes.....
Do you like the rain? just not in our hair
If so...would you play in it with me? yes, if you let us wear shower caps
Do you like movies? yes
If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? sure
Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together?sure, but we'd probably steal your wallet
Would you kiss my forhead, no, but your forehead is ok
Favorite body part on a guy? whatever doesn't smell
What would you say is the best thing about yourself? our pronounciation
Would you give me kisses just because? is giving us $20 "just because,"? if so, yes

What Would You do if...
I said I liked you: say thank you
I kissed you: ran away
I was hospitalized: feel sorry for you
I ran away from home: aren't you a little old for that?
We got in a fight: drop kicks
I got dumped: "poor baby"
I pissed you off: I'm gonna git you sucka@!
Grabbed your butt: No me gusta!
Came up from behind and put my arms around you: Judo Chop

we'd make bad girlfriends.... but we're trying!


Niki and Lainey

do we win?